Monday, January 23, 2012

It only takes 2 "L's".....

Honestly, if I had man junk, I would probably stick my stuff in every hole I could find (protected of course) .
I guess that is probably the benefit of having one.  And for a guy, the value of his ding-a-ling being shared is not measured the same as the value of a woman's goods being given out.  That is just the way it goes.  I do know for a FACT that if a woman wanted to get laid willingly, all she would need to do is ask.  
Anyone. 
 Yes, him, he would, and him, and him.  
Any of them. 
No normal man would refuse a decent vagina being offered.  It would be that easy.
It used to be assumed that for men, getting laid was a whole lot more difficult.  He would typically have to put in work.  Return phone calls, give compliments, take her on dates, give her attention and time, and most importantly, PATIENCE.
  Unfortunately, now a days, decent vagina seems to be given away, at a very low cost.
 Think about it, getting laid really only costs a smart man two things....

Liquor and Logic

Remember I am talking about guys who are smart enough to acknowledge this.  If you obtain the funds to provide the Liquor, and you are smart enough to play your actions and conversations Logically enough, most likely, you will not be sleeping alone that night.   As a woman, it is pretty embarrassing to know that there are so many women who let the 2 "L's" determine not only who they sleep with, but also how quickly they get tooted.  No wonder men have the audacity to assume all women "get down on the first night" (in my Monica voice).  
Think about all the girls you witness in the club....  Find the ones who are single and out to party....
They get a few drinks to start off the night.... Then a cute guy finds them and gets them a few more... He is whispering things in her ear.... She is giggling and sipping more frequently... Then slight signs of inappropriate touching.... And by the end of the night, someone is laying pipe.
The Liquor helped hinder decision making, and the Logic aided in convincing.  Definitely not difficult.
DON'T pretend I am over reacting.  Especially since woman are starting to be more and more accepting to casual sex.  Ask around, you will be surprised at how many girls are all of a sudden not turned off by a one night stand.  Not only that, but most of the time, women want sex just as bad as men.  They are just more discreet with the thoughts.

Every woman has the right to choose to have one night stands or not.  Sometimes woman feel the need to do something like that in an effort to fulfill a need for excitement.  It is every grown woman's decision to share her goods with whomever she thinks she should.  One night stand or not, at the end of the day, it's your vagina.  You give it to whoever you please.
I'm just saying that if it only takes drinks and smooth talker to get you into bed, you are being WAY too loose, WAY too embarrassing, WAY too pathetic, and obviously WAY too ratchet.  You might as well have a sign that says "Hey you wanna fuc*?" on your forehead.  No one likes ratchet bitches.  They are the ones that all the girls laugh at, and all the guys have no respect for.

Re evaluate your standards quickly and at least have some decency to give woman a good image.  Being a slor in public just reminds men that if it's too hard to get vagina one place, there are lines and lines of vagina that will only cost them 2 L's .  
Stop handing the goods out for so little, you are not on the Jersey Shore.





Tuesday, January 10, 2012

YOLO.

ugh I know.  
I love me some Drake, but the screaming and rapping of the word YOLO is played out. 
Thank God there is still meaning to it.
Come one, don't front like you don't think that it is an amazing thing to live by.  
Or at least a motto to carry with you through the new year.
You Only Live Once.
Zac Effron tatted it on his hand guys!  It is definitely causing impact, lol.



I think YOLO is a motto everyone should take into consideration this year.
think about it, every year, you make the same goals you make every year. 
DONT LIE.  I know, I do it too. 
Or even if they are not exactly the same, they barely differ from the year before...

loose weight / eat better / work out / join the gym.....
make more money / new job / get a promotion .....
learn spanish / french / german / italian / portuguese....
pray more / go to church / be more spiritual ....
blog more... blah blah blah blah

Since we only live once, and many goals stay in the same rotation, does that mean we spend our whole lives trying to do the same things over and over again?

I have decided that although I love the yearly tradition I have with my friends and family of writing down my goals, I want to actually get some done this year.  So I didn't write any down this year...
My actions are going to have to speak louder than my words this year.

As corny as it sounds, I have decided to live this year by my baby Drake's motto, YOLO.
This will remind me that, with this year, for every goal I meet, it means that I am moving forward instead of repeating myself.
So here we go.....




Thursday, September 22, 2011

school....schmool.... statement of purpose?

annoyance.
all I want to do is go back to school and further my education, and there are complicating factors like GREs and Statements of Purpose.  Now how the eff am I supposed to write one of those if I am still trying to determine my purpose in life?
regardless of what everyone else thinks, I believe that I am doing just fine in finding that out.  Why must everyone insist on rushing me? my thoughts and actions become jumbled with no patience.
  i don't like so many unclear options.  just give me my time to sit and settle my thoughts, and I promise, you will be surprised with the outcome.  I am young and have time to procrastinate.

so what do i do about the Statement of Purpose?
lie? embellish my thoughts? pretend to be someone else?
man, honestly, I can do any of these things.  I learned to shit papers from majoring in Political Science at CSUN.  I just feel like maybe I should try to be somewhat honest.  Considering the fact that I am trying to get a degree in public relations and marketing, I guess I could build off that.  

Honestly, the paper is not going to be as hard as I am making it seem.  
I am simply over thinking it as usual.
I just wish people would stop reminding me that I am still unsure about what I want all in all in this thing called "life."

What if the reality of it is, that I want it all?
all of it. nothing less will do.
will people stop asking what i want to do or who i want to be if i tell them I want to do it all and be everything and everyone?
BAHAHAHAHAHA..... let's see...

"Living involves tearing up one rough draft after another...." - Anonymous

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

a struggling writer ....

As apparent as it is, I have been taking quite a few hiatuses these last few months.  
I guess that can be blamed on both my writer's block, and my lack of dedication.  
Sometimes, being someone with a vagina, has it's fall backs.  It's called emotion and stress. LOL.

Those very two little monsters kind of swallowed me whole and was apparently mistaken for weakness.  Instead, I would like to clarify.

My absence in writing my blogs was due to my failure to remember that no matter what comes along, emotions, stress, problems, life in general.... all that is coming and going all the time.  So you are either with it, or left behind.  I personally, just took a nap, and tried to sleep through the mess.  Consequently, that took major affect on my writing.

I am here to say, with much time off, I am back bitches.
With a VENGEANCE.


"Truth is like the sun.  You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away." -Elvis Presley



Thursday, April 21, 2011

confessions of a broken heart....

 i feel hurt.
 and sad.
 and mad.
and lost.
and definitely used.
 and at the same time, this little dose of reality has sunk in, wiping away any of my guilt from previous mistakes, but still failing to hold him completely responsible for the situation simply because i know what kind of girlfriend i have been.  I have been nothing but great, yet I had been so sought out to be vengeful for my hurt and frustration, 
that i forgot to worry about the situations
about the problems
about maybe the pain i may have caused
about just me.
 and with it all, despite the pain in my chest, and the tears I have cried, 
i think crash landings,
dead ends
rock bottoms
and no turning backs
are bound to happen. 
i think i owe no one anything.  
but, to myself, i owe a lot of freedom. 
freedom from guilt, grudge, anger...  
freedom from it all. 
and its like a fresh start because
 im mad... 
but im not.... 
im sad... 
but im not.... 
im hurt...
oh yes, completely.
am i happy? 
no. 
but im in the grey area for sure, no black and white here...
and I can't say if "we" exist, if we ever did, or if we will again...
but i can say, at this very moment,
LOVE is one of the hardest things to handle,
to comprehend,
to define,
to find,
and most of all,
to make work.



Friday, April 15, 2011

art walk LA....

I went to the Art Walk last night with the ladies in downtown LA.  Overall, has a wonderful time.  Besides the ankle roll while crossing the street, the jewelry, the galleries, the people, the food trucks, the clothing designs, and really just the atmosphere itself!

Amazing I must say.  Art is one of those things that makes you start to wonder if you can be just as creative given the right tools.  Art is that emotion and feeling you hold inside, that you let out in an artsy way I guess.  But it has to be intense.  And honestly it's usually the intense anger that brings out the most amazing things.  Happy is good too, for all you unicorn and rainbow people.

So does that mean my blogs are art?  Because I say a lot, but not nearly half the things that go on in my head.  And trust me when I say, you are lucky I keep some things to myself.

All I know is, I am determined to become a lot more artsy.....  I am not good at drawing or sketching, or even portrait painting.... But I think abstract can be, and will be, my shit.  And I know I could make beautiful art with photo. Give me an effin camera, you will be surprised.

I guess this summer will be the summer I find the artist in me :)  So if your my friend, your new goal is to inspire me. Yea bitches, muse me!

p.s. Last photo is my favorite!
p.p.s Thank you to the attorney here at work for giving me some photos from the opening at MOCA!















Wednesday, April 6, 2011

definition of a "slew/hoe" .....

How can you truly define the term "hoe" in reference to a woman?  We may use it in reference to a man, but it just doesn't seem to suit them as well as it suits some women.


This conversation intrigued me a bit, only because my definition of a hoe was not the same as the guys I was talking to.


We were discussing Kim Kardashian, not only because I am obsessed with the Kardashians, but also because someone was trying to tell me Kim K was a total slew.  I, getting set off on defense mode, said that was completely uncalled for, and that she was definitely not a slew.  She is just a grown ass woman looking for a husband.  All the guys she sleeps with she usually dates.

Now, I cannot deny that she obtains (in Mo'Nique's words) a friendly PUSSY.  And girls with that kind of junk are usually categorized as "hoes."  But in my opinion, she just seems like a hoe because her love life is in the eyes of the public.


My definition of a hoe IS NOT a woman who decides to have a friendly pussy and sleep with many men in her life.  I actually think that any grown ass woman, who makes her own money, and is successful in her own opinion, can sleep with as many effin men as she may please. BUT she must keep her mouth shut and keep her slewin her own business.  Women can't live like men and brag about their roster of sex encounters.  They will only be bragging about the mileage being put on her own goods.  If your pussy is friendly, don't tell anyone about it!


Therefore, my definition of a slew is instead, a woman who not only sleeps with many men, but also she lets everyone know about it.  She doesn't necessarily have to brag, but just simply letting people in on your sex life details and number of partners, lets people know that your vagina is getting played, over and over again, by many different guys.  NOT pretty.


One of the guys in conversation with me was saying that it was a "hoe" kind of move to not tell a guy you are talking to about your roster.  Now I understand his thinking process, and I understand that you should always be truthful.  But I only think it is a hoe move if you are slewin around on a guy you are talking to.  Cheating is a hoe trait.  I firmly believe that your roster is YOUR business.  You are not helping anyone out by letting them know how many miles you have racked up on the good good.  BUT if you are slewing it up when you are single, and faithful when you aren't, you are not a hoe.  You are simply exploring your options.


Another guy in that conversation agreed with me.  He said who a woman sleeps with is her business and her past won't make her a hoe.... Yes, it won't make her a hoe as long as no one knows...


Poor Kimmie has been living her life in the spotlight.  So now, to her demise, everyone can see her roster play out in real life.... Not to mention she is keeping most of them in the same category.  ATHLETES. EW girl, didn't anyone tell you that they are the worst kind?


I love me some Kim K, and I don't think she is the definition of a hoe since her roster is put on blast, and not by choice.  Just remember that YOU AREN'T a Kardashian, so if you let everyone see your roster, be prepared for the new label you are giving yourself.


You SLEW. :)