Monday, January 23, 2012

It only takes 2 "L's".....

Honestly, if I had man junk, I would probably stick my stuff in every hole I could find (protected of course) .
I guess that is probably the benefit of having one.  And for a guy, the value of his ding-a-ling being shared is not measured the same as the value of a woman's goods being given out.  That is just the way it goes.  I do know for a FACT that if a woman wanted to get laid willingly, all she would need to do is ask.  
Anyone. 
 Yes, him, he would, and him, and him.  
Any of them. 
No normal man would refuse a decent vagina being offered.  It would be that easy.
It used to be assumed that for men, getting laid was a whole lot more difficult.  He would typically have to put in work.  Return phone calls, give compliments, take her on dates, give her attention and time, and most importantly, PATIENCE.
  Unfortunately, now a days, decent vagina seems to be given away, at a very low cost.
 Think about it, getting laid really only costs a smart man two things....

Liquor and Logic

Remember I am talking about guys who are smart enough to acknowledge this.  If you obtain the funds to provide the Liquor, and you are smart enough to play your actions and conversations Logically enough, most likely, you will not be sleeping alone that night.   As a woman, it is pretty embarrassing to know that there are so many women who let the 2 "L's" determine not only who they sleep with, but also how quickly they get tooted.  No wonder men have the audacity to assume all women "get down on the first night" (in my Monica voice).  
Think about all the girls you witness in the club....  Find the ones who are single and out to party....
They get a few drinks to start off the night.... Then a cute guy finds them and gets them a few more... He is whispering things in her ear.... She is giggling and sipping more frequently... Then slight signs of inappropriate touching.... And by the end of the night, someone is laying pipe.
The Liquor helped hinder decision making, and the Logic aided in convincing.  Definitely not difficult.
DON'T pretend I am over reacting.  Especially since woman are starting to be more and more accepting to casual sex.  Ask around, you will be surprised at how many girls are all of a sudden not turned off by a one night stand.  Not only that, but most of the time, women want sex just as bad as men.  They are just more discreet with the thoughts.

Every woman has the right to choose to have one night stands or not.  Sometimes woman feel the need to do something like that in an effort to fulfill a need for excitement.  It is every grown woman's decision to share her goods with whomever she thinks she should.  One night stand or not, at the end of the day, it's your vagina.  You give it to whoever you please.
I'm just saying that if it only takes drinks and smooth talker to get you into bed, you are being WAY too loose, WAY too embarrassing, WAY too pathetic, and obviously WAY too ratchet.  You might as well have a sign that says "Hey you wanna fuc*?" on your forehead.  No one likes ratchet bitches.  They are the ones that all the girls laugh at, and all the guys have no respect for.

Re evaluate your standards quickly and at least have some decency to give woman a good image.  Being a slor in public just reminds men that if it's too hard to get vagina one place, there are lines and lines of vagina that will only cost them 2 L's .  
Stop handing the goods out for so little, you are not on the Jersey Shore.





Tuesday, January 10, 2012

YOLO.

ugh I know.  
I love me some Drake, but the screaming and rapping of the word YOLO is played out. 
Thank God there is still meaning to it.
Come one, don't front like you don't think that it is an amazing thing to live by.  
Or at least a motto to carry with you through the new year.
You Only Live Once.
Zac Effron tatted it on his hand guys!  It is definitely causing impact, lol.



I think YOLO is a motto everyone should take into consideration this year.
think about it, every year, you make the same goals you make every year. 
DONT LIE.  I know, I do it too. 
Or even if they are not exactly the same, they barely differ from the year before...

loose weight / eat better / work out / join the gym.....
make more money / new job / get a promotion .....
learn spanish / french / german / italian / portuguese....
pray more / go to church / be more spiritual ....
blog more... blah blah blah blah

Since we only live once, and many goals stay in the same rotation, does that mean we spend our whole lives trying to do the same things over and over again?

I have decided that although I love the yearly tradition I have with my friends and family of writing down my goals, I want to actually get some done this year.  So I didn't write any down this year...
My actions are going to have to speak louder than my words this year.

As corny as it sounds, I have decided to live this year by my baby Drake's motto, YOLO.
This will remind me that, with this year, for every goal I meet, it means that I am moving forward instead of repeating myself.
So here we go.....