men VS boys

Ladies, don't play yourself.  You know the difference.  It's just sometimes you fail to acknowledge them.  AND why do you fail to?  Probably because sub-consciously, you know that once you decipher the difference, you will find out you are dating a boy instead of a man.  OUCH.  Hurts a little bit huh?  Well face it bitch, reality isn't always the more fun stroll.  Sometimes that fantasy land you live in is HELLA comfortable.

Dating a boy is not as bad as it seems.  BUT, that is only if you know that the "boy" you are dating will become a man soon enough.  Unless you want a boy your whole life.... ew.  And to be honest, if you are dating a boy, and you are unhappy about it, take a second to re-evaluate your life decisions.  You have no one to blame but yourself.  You choose to date him and keep him.

Being that I am around so many guys all the time, I have come to realize that most guys are in fact "men" when they are in men circles, but when it comes back time to being the "boy"friend, they take that role  literally.  You can tell the transition if you are friends with the guy as opposed to being the girl he is dating.  If you are in his friend circle, he will be what a man should be: honest, blunt, cares just enough, and responsible.  He will admit how pretty a girl is, or how busted she is.  If you are his girl friend, he is the exact opposite: dishonest, secretive, barely cares, and depends on you for most things.

The difference between a man and a boy is pretty much very clear.  A man can take care of you.  A boy can't even take care of himself.  A man will always take responsibility and blames only himself for his mistakes.  A boy blames anyone and everyone but himself.  A man always pays.  A boy forgets his wallet.  A man will open your car door.  A boy will ask you yo drive.  A man will strap it up no matter how much he doesn't like it until he wants a kid.  A boy will tell you he'll pull out and tell you to buy the day after pill.  A man will do anything to keep you from crying.  A boy will count how many times he can have you cryin him a river in a week.

So what can turn a boy into a man?  Definitely not any nagging from his girl.  Patience is a virtue girls.  You hold on for as long as he is worth it, and if it is meant to be, he will be man enough for you in time.  Guys are very simple.  Simple characteristics can make a boy happy and can make him see that he needs to be a "man" to keep such a perfect girl.  Any signs of unwanted characteristics makes a boy think he has no reason to man up.  What for?  A whole bunch of things he doesn't want?

Every girl in the WORLD is looking for a man.  Every girl swears that there isn't a man out there man enough.  Every girl should just sit down somewhere and decide what their next step is going to be.  Either be the woman to change that boy into a man, or move the hell on to the man that deserves you. 

Boys will always be boys until they have to man up.

Girls seem to forget these days that it takes a real woman to bring out the MAN in her boyfriend.

the man friends.... being men....

home number 2.....

Oh Seattle how I love you....

I took another mini vacation from life, and went to the only place that is close enough to home to keep me from being homesick, yet far enough where I can do whatever the eff I want to do.  Seattle.  I realized that it is the only place I can truly go wild.... besides Vegas.  This is because it is actually completely acceptable.

All my friends out there usually go way too hard.  And honestly, I envy their passion for going hard (go ahead, laugh).  I think that everyone that is young and has enough free time should have the same mentality.  I think people now a days are too serious with life.

The fam bam is always together, celebrating a birthday or holiday.  My cousins are always so happy and willing to do crazy things.  Never stressed with life troubles.  They sort of live a "fuck it" kind of life.  I think that sometimes that kind of life can be way healthier than stressing out all the time.

I AM DEFINITELY NOT saying that it is cool to give up on life or anything.  I am just saying that sometimes people fail to enjoy God's gift of life.  If there isn't a time in your life that you get to be greedy and just do things to do them, then you are wasting your life.  ESPECIALLY if you are young, and you have no kids, and you are not married.

Whenever I go to Seattle, I realize that those are the people that know what I am talking about.  They go out and party on wednesday just because they can.  They get drunk and do things for shits and giggles because they know that everything is always more fun inebriated. Yet, they still know that they gotta work in the morning.  They still know that making money is the most important thing.  All in all, they have a better priority list than most people i know.

When you live life for you, it changes your outlook in life.

Take a random vacation to Seattle and tell me it doesn't change you :) 

sober.....

drunk.....

seesound.....

thong, tha-thong, thong, thong....

Okay, sometimes, things like thongs are completely unnecessary.  If you aren't trying to hide underwear lines or seduce a boy with the image, then they are unnecessary.  Not to mention that they should not even be considered under garments because they cover NOTHING.  Don't misinterpret.  I like em, the cute ones, the ass floss, the fact that some can let a guy imagine you have nothing on.  But if I am not trying to hide lines or have him put it down, then I think twice before I put them on in the morning.  Since they are so small, why only give my vagina partial freedom?  Why not just go commando instead?  Not to mention there won't be anything shoved in my ass crack all day.  Thongs are for special usage, and to make things simple.  If they are used all the time they only become a hassle.


I don't understand why people cannot comprehend that concept.  Anything unnecessary in your life shouldn't  be messed with unless you need too.  I would say to cut it out all together but sometimes you need that thong to make that vegas dress look just right.


I guess what I really don't comprehend is people's logic in life.  I understand that everyone just has their own train of thought for things, and of course, a person's perspective on things differs from person to person, yet, I would figure that the logic of things in general should be somewhat the same for everyone.

I figured wrong.

Logistically, you would think people would live life in a way that would make things easier for them.  Basically meaning, that people would do things to make life sail by easier, less hassle, less drama, etcetera.  Unfortunately, it seems as though people all around me choose  to keep wearing thongs even when the part up your ass crack is starting to chafe. I guess to them, the image of things is easier to deal with then the reality.


If you don't need it in your life, cut emotions out.


I know thongs are pretty, but my ass is too pretty to chafe.

remember how men = shoes?

Last week, the bestie called on the verge of tears saying how she "broke her favorite pair of heels".  Little did I know, this bitch was not talking about shoes.

Remember how I had said that girls should find something that a man is in her eyes, shoes for example?  Well my friends and I have seriously taken that into consideration, and shoes ARE a perfect match.  I mean, being as dirty as they are, they usually just relate it to sexual endeavors with men, rather than the man himself.  But honestly, same difference.


Therefore, her frantic phone call referred to a sexual endeavor gone bad.  She called me ballistic, saying that her "go-to" guy for tooting and booting had just given her a HORRIBLE experience.  Talk about bad news right?  I was trying to sound convincing when I told her it was okay.  I was trying to make her see that she could always find another.  Then she referenced it to shoes.  "Rose, I bought these Christian Louboutin's with my own money, I put in work for these shoes because they were my PERFECT fit, and NOW, the heel broke off.  I want to cry."  My response?  "Damn.  Guess your gonna have to save up and start shopping all over again."


That conversation was pretty much the deal breaker for me.  Now, officially, men=shoes.  Now which shoe are they?  You tell me.


Is he your NIKE Women's Free 5.0 V4?  Comfortable and helpful to your feet but yet only wearable to work on your "fitness".  Not much use anywhere else and you never wear him in public unless you are wearing sweat pants and a hoodie too go with it...

Maybe he is your Chesnut colored Uggs.  He matches with everything and is something you can just throw on.  He is always comfortable and never makes you look back and go "WTF was I thinking?"  Not only that, but Uggs aren't cheap so you know he is worth it.  Yet, you notice everyone has a pair just like yours.....

The truth is, every woman is looking for that PERFECT pair of heels.  The ones you can throw on with anything you are wearing.  The ones that never hurt your feet.  The ones that make you look SO good, you never have to second guess slipping those babies on.  And even with the occasional blister, you ALWAYS slip him back on because you like the excitement of knowing that it is ALWAYS gonna be such a perfect fit..... Yea, I need a pair of those.

Now am I referring to the man or the sex?  Like I said before, same difference.  I guess it just depends on your priorities.  If you need a man to take care of you, then you are talking about the man in general.  If you are a grown ass woman, you take care of yourself, and are looking for a man to satisfy other needs, you are referring to how well he PUTS IT DOWN when it comes to shoe fitting.  Just sayin.

Eva didn't get the memo?

Okay I am NOT trying to be an asshole or anything, but I really don't get why Eva Longoria is surprised that her ATHLETE husband was beginning to creep.  Did she not get the memo?  Did she think that just because she has a ton of money and she is a successful, beautiful, actress, that a hoe wouldn't creep in?  She thought that would keep her man's junk in his pants?

I just don't understand why she is so surprised.  Honestly, you married an NBA player.  I don't think cheating is right by any means.  BUT, I am smart enough to know that if I ever married an athlete, a rapper, or an actor, he WILL MOST LIKELY cheat on me.  NO MATTER who I am, what I'm worth, or how fine the plastic surgery will make me.  WIll I accept it?  Well if I KNEW it going into the relationship, then I am inclined to.  As a grown ass woman, you should know that if you marry an athlete, you might have to live with the fact that he will cheat.  Is it worth it?  Money, cars, clothes, vacations.... I don't know, but it sounds like athlete wives now have no trouble.  Men are more inclined to cheat because they think with their second head for the majority of the day.  And an athlete is never home.... that means a lack of sex with his wife... So what do you think he will do in that case?  And there are a lot of really pretty, yet DUMB, girls who will sleep with athletes thinking it might get them somewhere.  

I will not falsely accuse all the men in this category to be cheaters, but I will say that the amount that doesn't cheat are slim.  The same goes for college athletes.  Athletes in general really ( I'll show a video later to show you what I mean). All I am making a fuss about is the fact that Eva should have known.

Not only that, but Eva is mad that he was "sexting."  He hadn't even cheated yet!!  Come on woman.  You are being completely ungrateful considering the situation.  Do you know what Tiger Woods' wife, Elin just went through?  And you have the audacity to make such a big deal over a sext?  If you were smart Eva you would have known already that this could happen, and then you could have easily made a huge fuss about the "sexting" and then started keeping your close wrap on your husband.  Maybe then you would have been able to keep him from cheating a little bit more.  But the whole situation is a joke.  The divorce and the big publicity is all a laugh-fest for me.  Especially since Tony Parker is such a moron too!

Really Tony?  You couldn't find any other hoochies to sext with?  It HAD to be your team mates' wife?  Out of all the women that would have sex with you, you picked someone so close to home?!?  If Eva wants to be mad at anything, she should be mad that her husband is SUCH a douche that he thought he was slick enough to pull it off.

People are lacking in common sense these days.  It's so disappointing at times.  At least she's pretty right?

Miss Right, bi*ch....

There is this movie called "Singles" that I was watching with my dad the other night.  It's way old school and it's based in Seattle in the early 90's.  The plot is self explanatory, matching its title.  Just a story about single people exploring which side is greener if you know what I mean.  In the movie, a girl is determined to get breast implants so the guy she likes would be happier with her body.  Her surgeon gives her one last statement for her to ponder before the big change.  He says, "If your boyfriend doesn't appreciate you the way you are, then ask: 
Are you his Miss Right, or are you his Miss Maybe?"


First of all, I thought it was a great line.  It is very proper to bring up that question when you are getting involved with someone.  You never want to be categorized as someone's "Maybe" when you are most likely titling them as the "Right".  


So how do you know if you are a "Maybe"?  Are you always trying to fix yourself?  Do you only care about what makes him happy?  Are you always waiting on him to call, or you are always calling him?  Are you always crying or sad?  Bitch, you are the "Maybe" then, WAKE UP! And, um hello, guys can be the  "Maybe" too.  A bestie of mine has like four "Maybe"s, ALL of whom claim she is Miss "Right".  One that wants to marry her, but he might be playing on both teams if you know what I mean.... the second begs for dates daily, but lives 2 states away ...... the third had his chance for YEARS, and smoked his way into failure...... and the fourth begs for her daily, but has a girlfriend on the side.  They all fail to realize that while they see her as Miss "Right", they have done NOTHING to make sure that they are Mr. "Right".  Hence, like the thoughtful person she is, she dates none of them.


Now of course, since there are people who think only about their needs, you will find those times when dating the "Maybe" is what they do because it is beneficial to them in almost every way.  An abundance of people in the world date their "Maybe"s because it is SO MUCH EASIER to settle down with the "Maybe" instead of searching for the "Right".  That way you get ALMOST everything you are looking for and don't have to put in work to find out what's missing.  Not only that, but you are the "Right"! That means, you KNOW that the other person is working hard to keep you.  How simple right?  Guys are always more inclined to settle for their "Maybe".  Why?  Beats me.  I guess they settle because it will be guaranteed sex rather than sex they have to work for.  Sad story, yet I can't feel bad for you if you refuse to acknowledge your worth rather than theirs.  That's your own fault.


 I know more woman that are "Maybe"s in my life, than I know men that are "Maybe"s.  That is honestly so absolutely absurd considering we have the vagina!  When did girls stop listening?  Every man out there knows pussy is power,  they mention it, they rap about it, they get drunk and confess it.  Why are we so reluctant to use it?


I guess you will never know if you are a Miss "Right " until you find your Mr. "Right", or vice versa.  Just remember not to lose focus of your worth and WAKE UP if you are the "Maybe".... because you will be shit out of luck if their "Right" comes along and scoops yours up.  Girls, better use that pussy power....