Thursday, December 2, 2010

Miss Right, bi*ch....

There is this movie called "Singles" that I was watching with my dad the other night.  It's way old school and it's based in Seattle in the early 90's.  The plot is self explanatory, matching its title.  Just a story about single people exploring which side is greener if you know what I mean.  In the movie, a girl is determined to get breast implants so the guy she likes would be happier with her body.  Her surgeon gives her one last statement for her to ponder before the big change.  He says, "If your boyfriend doesn't appreciate you the way you are, then ask: 
Are you his Miss Right, or are you his Miss Maybe?"


First of all, I thought it was a great line.  It is very proper to bring up that question when you are getting involved with someone.  You never want to be categorized as someone's "Maybe" when you are most likely titling them as the "Right".  


So how do you know if you are a "Maybe"?  Are you always trying to fix yourself?  Do you only care about what makes him happy?  Are you always waiting on him to call, or you are always calling him?  Are you always crying or sad?  Bitch, you are the "Maybe" then, WAKE UP! And, um hello, guys can be the  "Maybe" too.  A bestie of mine has like four "Maybe"s, ALL of whom claim she is Miss "Right".  One that wants to marry her, but he might be playing on both teams if you know what I mean.... the second begs for dates daily, but lives 2 states away ...... the third had his chance for YEARS, and smoked his way into failure...... and the fourth begs for her daily, but has a girlfriend on the side.  They all fail to realize that while they see her as Miss "Right", they have done NOTHING to make sure that they are Mr. "Right".  Hence, like the thoughtful person she is, she dates none of them.


Now of course, since there are people who think only about their needs, you will find those times when dating the "Maybe" is what they do because it is beneficial to them in almost every way.  An abundance of people in the world date their "Maybe"s because it is SO MUCH EASIER to settle down with the "Maybe" instead of searching for the "Right".  That way you get ALMOST everything you are looking for and don't have to put in work to find out what's missing.  Not only that, but you are the "Right"! That means, you KNOW that the other person is working hard to keep you.  How simple right?  Guys are always more inclined to settle for their "Maybe".  Why?  Beats me.  I guess they settle because it will be guaranteed sex rather than sex they have to work for.  Sad story, yet I can't feel bad for you if you refuse to acknowledge your worth rather than theirs.  That's your own fault.


 I know more woman that are "Maybe"s in my life, than I know men that are "Maybe"s.  That is honestly so absolutely absurd considering we have the vagina!  When did girls stop listening?  Every man out there knows pussy is power,  they mention it, they rap about it, they get drunk and confess it.  Why are we so reluctant to use it?


I guess you will never know if you are a Miss "Right " until you find your Mr. "Right", or vice versa.  Just remember not to lose focus of your worth and WAKE UP if you are the "Maybe".... because you will be shit out of luck if their "Right" comes along and scoops yours up.  Girls, better use that pussy power....

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