a girl's favorite HO -liday ....

happy halloween bitches.

First of all, I want to give a special shout out to all my ratchets out there.  Today is basically a day dedicated to you getting to be yourself in public without the extra concerned stares.  All you have to do is add a tail and some ears, or wings, and you can wear the same damn dress/large shirt you wore to the club last night!  

So happy HOE-lloween to all my favorite ratchets....

You know who you are ;)

I would like to pretend I had never been ratchet on Halloween.... I mean this year, I swore Alice could wear a bodysuit and still be classy.... But really?  Disney characters in itty bitty clothing?  My Mad Hatter was a girl that wore a tu-tu and booty shirts.  I disappoint myself sometimes, lol.  

BUT, I will say I BOUGHT my ratchetness for the year with this costume.  That is as slutty and skanky as I could get, and will get all year long.  It is only this holiday that I allow myself to "under" dress, but I sure can't say that this is a certified standard for all of the girls I know.

Now, WHY ON EARTH has this holiday suddenly been a free pass for bitches to get ratchet? I have no idea.  This has become the holiday that girls get skinny for.  Besides summer, this is when most of us girls put in months of work to wear that much less.  

We have officially turned this child's holiday into a SLUTFEST.  It has been statistically said that now there is a greater percentage of ADULTS that dress up and participate in Halloween, then their are children who dress and trick-or-treat?  As the years have been passing since my childhood, there have been less and less trick-or-treaters?.... Are we stealing this holiday from the youth in order to get drunk and slutty.... that is priceless, LOL.

And someone please explain to me why there are slutty version's of every costume?  

Well that's because they SELL. I understand some of them.... But not all.... No girl wants to be too covered up for this ratchet event, but we have officially stooped as low as we can go.  Low enough to make Sesame Street characters in to big fat slors....

bert

ernie

cookie monster

big bird

oscar the grouch

It is an embarrassing concept that we have allowed.  But I guess at that moment, as long as you can pull it off and be sexy at the same time it's okay?  If you buy any of these costumes, your playin yourself.  Just so you know.

oooOooooh you RATCHET.

dedicated to the beautiful failures...

As the year comes closer to the end, last minute successes and failures tend to be measured out.  Some of us, when we look at it all, see failures that outshine the success, only because disaster always leaves a hot mess to clean up.

That BITCH life, she likes to throw you in directions that are so unexpected, everything else seems to crumble along with it at that moment.  Like a domino affect.  One bad thing fucks up another,  which starts fuckin up another.  Like that time you woke up late, so you lost your job, and then you got dumped for it. womp womp womp.
It gets to the point where you feel like if you make any sudden move, you will just keep falling deeper in a sinkhole. And then you start to look back and wonder what brought on the failure. 
Shit did you bring it?  What have you done lately?  How is your karma reputation holding up?

The thing that everyone forgets in the midst of it all, is that failure is never a bad sign. Despite that feeling of wanting to punch people in the neck, crash landings are just a way to start over. BIGGER and BETTER. And crash landings do not only refer to love relationships, they refer to all relationships in life..... your relationship with work, your relationship with school, shit even your relationship with yourself!
 You can never have a great success without shit going cray cray first! 
Think about all the shit the Disney characters went through before a success....
Ariel stupidly sold her voice to an octopus witch, only to be a mute, grow legs, and loose her man to some slew
Pinocchio ignored his conscious, got enslaved by a puppet show, got turned into a donkey, and got swallowed by a whale
Bell invaded private property and had to be a slave to a bitchy beast 
Snow White ate an apple from a stranger, a creepy ass stranger, and everyone thought she was dead, and
Simba trusted the wrong person, lost his dad, and then was blamed for it
ALL epic fails.

Failure can be caused by your actions, or your lack of action.
BUT in the end, look back at it, or look at it right now, and realize that any failure should be seen more of as a detour instead of a dead end. Especially when you know that you ran into failure, but you didn't just let that hoe stroll in.  
 It's not an option, it's a test.  
And bro if you didn't study hard enough or retain that necessary instinct to pass without studying, you will fail.  
So are you going to keep the fail and see it outshine your success, or are you going to man up and opt for a redo?  Or how about asking for extra credit and earning a success by going a different route?  Either one will build you up, not bring you any further down.

Worst part of the failures as you look back?
All those stupid sayings that people tell you when disaster strikes.

"when life gives you lemons, make lemonade"
"when one door shuts, another one opens"

"remember, someone else always has it worse"
"it's not the end of the world"
"you can do better"

blah, blah, blah.... I don't have lemons bitch, I hate doors, and who cares about everyone else?!? Shut your mouth.

Yes of course it is in good intentions, but  NONE of that shit is what you want to hear when you feel yourself failing, or when you look back and haven't learned from it yet.

well my darlings, here is the real people shit you need to do....
Assess and correct your failure:
Realize you can't go back in time, and accept it.. or in my cousins words "Fuck It Shit Happens"
And then make moves to correct it, Re fuckin Evaluate yourself!

They say that most success is achieved that one step after failure, so keep it pushin!
Nothing comes easy, so work through it or be a true failure and don't learn from it.
Failure is beautiful because it leads to success.
 Oprah says it best.

So, to all my failures of the year, and all the ones soon to come, I say:Queen me bitch.

10 - 11 - 12

AND I'M BACK BITCHES.

2 years ago today I decided to share my wisdom, thoughts, feelings, and life in general via blog.

I know I have been horrible the last 2 years.... I mean at first I was on a role. I even had the chance to video blog somethings. I wrote consistently, and I don't care what you think, but my shit was FUCKIN GREAT, lol. 

I think somewhere after the year mark I had to start concentrating really hard on me and my next life moves.

I won't lie to anyone. My bf and I were not in a good place.... I had 2 part time jobs.... and no school. Talk about crossroads in life right?  I am proud to say, life has shaped up to exactly what I was looking for it to be.  I think that middle ground was my time to explore what could be and what was.

I can tell you what I was back then......

young, wild, free (yea like the song bitches)

slightly irresponsible

confused and hurt

tired and never getting enough sleep

drunk and loud more often

unsure of where to go next

unsure of what to do next

and seriously SO much more relaxed!

That was probably the most freedom I will ever have in my life! Unfortunately, 2 part time jobs did not ensure much traveling, but I think I dealt with enough life altering moments, drunken nights, midnight missions, fights, friends, family, strangers, new jobs, old jobs, and grad school applications to finally find my way....

Where am I now?

I am a full time legal assistant for 4 attorneys

I am a graduate student at the University of Denver

I am part of an amazing group of BAD BITCHES

I have a boyfriend that loves me

I have a CRAZY family that is expanding by the minute

and I am finally living by the motto that life is going to go WHEREVER THE FUCK I want it to.

So my loves, feel free to hop on and read whatever you like. 

I promise I won't disappoint, I will always speak my mind, and I will always consider both sides ....

BUT

I cannot promise decent language or that you are all safe....

Just remember that I know a lot of people, and if you are in my life..... unless you ask me to disregard conversations, you will be in my blog.  I can give you a code name if you want?  Just email it to me! LOL  

And I love any thoughts of topics for me to write about.

thebubble818@gmail.com 

P.S. please educate yourself and make sure you watch the VP debates tonight.

there is nothing more disappointing than people who don't keep up with their government.

re evaluate!