preggo? oh helllll no......

Babies are beautiful.  

They are probably THE ONLY THING IN THIS WORLD, that can make you consider actually going through the 9 month process.

I have had many pregnant friends.  One recently, let me visit her in the hospital as she was pushing her way to 10 centimeters.

That was life changing.  Scary as hell.

I have never been so scared of something in my life.  I honestly believe that if I got pregnant, I would cry my way through nine months, and then wave a white flag when I reached labor.

I am not saying it is something I CAN'T do, because there is nothing I can't do.  I am merely stating that it is officially on my list of "No Thanks."

I love my nieces and nephews and I am honestly THE BEST auntie.

And if I HAD to be a mother, I would be amazing at that.

Now will that be something I put on my list of "To Do's"??

NEGATIVE.

Maybe when I find someone that will love me through being pregnant and having my vagina spit out something that's 6 pounds or more, then i MIGHT reconsider THINKING about having a cute mini me.

MAYBE.

They are fun to look at, and feed, and teach bad things too.

But, I will say, they are the best when they are asleep.  No worries, just sleep.

Oh what I would give for a night of sleep like that one....