The other day, on the radio, Ryan Seacrest was discussing how he hates that women take so long to get ready. And honestly, I agree. Think what you want, but I HATE when my girls take too long to get ready and I KNOW I do not take long at all. I do my make-up in 10ish minutes, hair in 20. The rest doesn't even matter to me, I just throw on whatever works.... or whatever I think works.
But here is the point. Women are encouraged to always be dressed as best as the situation requires. And if that takes a while, men should be ecstatic that their woman is actually trying. The only person that woman is trying to look good for is you. Men need to OWN that shit. All the make-up, the red lipstick, nails done, hair done, everything did... Dude that is for YOU. Beauty is pain. I am sure if women never had to wax, pluck, shave, tan, or iron ever again, they probably would be hella glad to retire.
And I love that men try to say cute things like "I like a girl just in sweat pants, no make-up on" or "you don't have to dress nice for me, you are beautiful in everything you wear". It is super duper nice and it would be even more nice, if it had some validity. Because say what you want, but it is hilarious how guys can say that, but it's only the days you DON'T do your hair, or DON'T put on make-up that they notice your appearance. It's on those days they ask "oh, are you sick today?" or "were you in a hurry to get out the house?"
Like the other day, I walked into work wearing jeans, a white top, a blazer, and I put full make-up on (aka, I was wearing the make-up from the night prior, but it was still BANGIN). The only thing I did not have time to do was do my hair. So I had pulled it into a very stylish pony tail. My natural curls/waves gave it some volume and flavor. I was definitely okay with my appearance. Yet, two of the male attorneys asked me if I was sick. WTF?!? I was like "Um....I haven't coughed or sneezed... Why would I be sick?" Both answered that I "looked" sick. Next, my dad walks in. He starts telling me what is on the agenda for the day and in the middle pauses and says "Damn, did you even try to look decent for work today? You just through on whatever?"
BAHAHAHAHAHA...... look, I know girls are gorgeous without all the extras, but admit it. If your girl is not up to par, you notice right away. You see if she didn't paint her nails, or if her hair is not straight like you like it, or if she wore chucks instead of heels. So just face the facts. It's always nicer when they take the extra time to get it all together.
So stop bitching and moaning. If you hate waiting, make the women get an earlier start in getting ready. Or just suck it up and be a man. She's gonna be lookin be-ay-dee for no one but why-oh-you.
Like the other day, I walked into work wearing jeans, a white top, a blazer, and I put full make-up on (aka, I was wearing the make-up from the night prior, but it was still BANGIN). The only thing I did not have time to do was do my hair. So I had pulled it into a very stylish pony tail. My natural curls/waves gave it some volume and flavor. I was definitely okay with my appearance. Yet, two of the male attorneys asked me if I was sick. WTF?!? I was like "Um....I haven't coughed or sneezed... Why would I be sick?" Both answered that I "looked" sick. Next, my dad walks in. He starts telling me what is on the agenda for the day and in the middle pauses and says "Damn, did you even try to look decent for work today? You just through on whatever?"
BAHAHAHAHAHA...... look, I know girls are gorgeous without all the extras, but admit it. If your girl is not up to par, you notice right away. You see if she didn't paint her nails, or if her hair is not straight like you like it, or if she wore chucks instead of heels. So just face the facts. It's always nicer when they take the extra time to get it all together.
So stop bitching and moaning. If you hate waiting, make the women get an earlier start in getting ready. Or just suck it up and be a man. She's gonna be lookin be-ay-dee for no one but why-oh-you.
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