"girls talk about the booty too" .....

Remember this song? 

I was just thinking about how side tracked many of my conversations become because of how perverted I think.  I guess I would think it to be rather unusual, being perverted, yet most of the people I surround myself with are on the same level.  And surprisingly, most of my ladies have their mind in the gutter more than my guy friends.  I think that because there is a certain image of being "lady like", thinking about sex or making sexual remarks  are socially unacceptable coming from a woman.

This is why I chose this song to explain what I mean.  Girls talk is JUST like guy talk believe it or not.  As a matter of fact, I think we are a tad bit worse.  I have heard guy talk on many occasions.....who smashed whom, how it was, if she went down, how her coo-ka smelled, and a lot more into details that I'd rather not get into.  And the funny thing about hearing those conversations, is that I can always relate them to the conversations I have with the girls.  Just the other day one of the girls was discussing who had the biggest junk and who used it better, who she would and wouldn't go down on and why, and about the many thoughts that run through her head when the sex just isn't good enough.


I'm sure that girls are just more private about the perverted things going on in their head so that other's won't classify them wrongly based on their inner thoughts.  Just because I think dirty doesn't mean I am.  But I warn you, re-evaluate statements you make to me or any of my friends..... because what you say always translates differently when I hear it.  Not by choice, just simply by habit.