Tuesday, November 2, 2010

"i sent this girl a picture of my dick...." - Kanye West



You see, I am a very social person.  I LOVE making new friends, no matter what gender.  I will definitely let you be my friend on Facebook or even give you my number if I think you are a cool person to chill with, whether I have a boyfriend or not.  I see no problems whatsoever with making new friends.  But if I give you my number, don't come at me with some bullshit.  My favorite kind of bullshit text from a guy is when he thinks he can just text me and ask me to send him a picture of myself. UGH lame. And even LAMER because I just told you I had a boyfriend.  Yea I gave you my number, but as a "hey we can be friends, let's party" not anything more.  I'm sorry I know how to have adult relationships.  I'm also sorry I always mean what I say when I say things.  Honestly that's my first clue to how much of a douche bag you probably are.  And it doesn't matter if you ask for a clean or dirty picture.  Just the fact that you asked probably means you are hoping for a dirty picture, because if I was a guy, that's the kind of picture I would be expecting.  Now I am not talking about my guy friends.  I send my guy friends pictures all the time, and NO, not dirty ones sick ass.  I mean I'll send guy friends the same kind of pictures I'd send any of my girlfriends.  But if I don't even know you and you ask for a picture?  REALLY?!?  I know what kind of girls send guys pictures, and that is NOT me unless I want to be that girl.  But hey, if you are gonna send me a picture, thanks.  I can add you to the douche bag list on my phone.  Oh, and if you are dumb enough to send me a picture of your dick, you better believe my friends and I are JUST like guys enough, that we show EVERYONE.  So, if you have sent me or any of my friend's a picture, dressed or butt naked, we have all seen it.  

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