Thursday, November 18, 2010

i'm a BUGATTI b*tch.... a coupe....

It was another night of drinks with the parentals and some friends, when the topic of being a hoe came along.  Now as we all know, it is completely acceptable for a man to hoe himself around because.... well honestly, I don't know exactly, why.  I suppose it's simply because they are built that way.  Anywho, yes, males are accepted for sluttin' themselves out, but obviously if girls do it, definitely not okay.  A man can sleep with half a town and not be considered anything more than a man, whearas a girl can sleep with one too many guys, and she'll now be skankified. 

Forever that has been a topic of stuggle, a topic of gender biast views, and a topic with no real reason to distinguish why the situation is so different depending on if u have a cooch or man-junk.  I personally think that men are just afraid of the fact that women are JUST AS SCANDALOUS as they are.  So, to prevent from hurting their pride, they give women a bad name for doing the EXACT same thing they are doing. 

Well that night, having this discussion with my father, kinda made things slightly clear.  His answer to the question as to why girls can't hoe around was: "Women need to understand that in a man's eyes, you are like a car.  The less mileage the more desirable the car is.  Like for example, when you go to buy a new car, you always look for the newest nicest car OR the used car that used to be owned by an old lady who never went anywhere."  Wow. So I am a car?

What does that make a man to a woman's eyes? Christian Louboutins ? Because, in that case, we don't like when the red is worn off either.  We just usually accept it because it's to expensive to go buy a new pair and we know that you can barely see the bottom anyway. Perhaps, women are just more confident with their pride.

Unfortunately, the fact of the matter is, society has made it so that girls will never escape from being seen as a "car" in the eyes of a man.

Eff it. I'm a Bugatti...a coupe, and I'm looking for some fly Louboutins to match this ride.


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